| Issue | Original Date | Title | Synopsis |
| 2022 #1 | December 1994 | Attack of Raroa, Part I | The story begins! Tarian plays the entire cast, DNA is magical, Cybre sucks at dodging things, and there is absolutely no one named Isil. |
| 2022 #2 | January 1995 | (No title) | Nothing is actually continued! Raroa goes the way of Isil, the artwork get a NEW IMPROVED LOOK, and Cybre gets his ass kicked twice. |
| 2022 #3 | February 1995 | The Arrival of Shockwave! | Plagiarism runs rampant and everything the rest of the team has done so far is rendered irrelevant as a Gary Stu-ish newcomer completely takes over! |
| 2022 #4 | March 1995 | Quest for the Crystals, Part I | The team embarks on a four elements-style quest right out of an 8-bit RPG plot, with help from a lame new gimmick! |
| 2022 #5 | May 1995 | Quest for the Crystals, Part II | The team spends most of the issue losing to a random encounter, and the plagiarism does the impossible and becomes even more blatant! |
| Upcoming (TBA) | Shockwave gets another power, and one member of the team meets his match! | ||